Pizza Hut does vegan and fails

By Published On: 8 March 2010Last Updated: 17 January 2017

Pizza Hut Pizza offers a Thin-N-Crispy dough and it's vegan, did you know?

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Pizza Hut Pizza offers a Thin-N-Crispy dough and it’s vegan, did you know?  I don’t have any cool vegan pizza shops in my neck of the woods so I was pretty surprised when I found out that I could maybe order a pizza from there.  And so I did.  See: Shitty Pizza Hut Pizza Remains pictured above.

That, that is the crap-tastic pizza that Pizza Hut had the audacity to send me.  I can’t believe that a Pizza Hut employee would box that sauce-less burnt pizza and send it out to a customer.  It’s a sacrilege- a fucking pizza sacrilege.

Goatz Rating 0Pizza Hut’s Thin-n-Crispy pizza crust gets 0 Goatz because of it’s revolting thin burnt cracker crust, dry sauce-less sauce and spattering of diced onions.

(They also get a special award for “the rudest manager on duty at a local Pizza Hut”.)

6 Comments

  1. a March 22, 2012 at 10:22 pm - Reply

    Just so you know, the Pizza Hut dipping sauce isn’t even vegetarian. Just a head’s up, since I see it in the picture. I worked there in high school and read the ingredients. The pizza sauce, on the pizza is fine though.

  2. Athena July 16, 2011 at 9:09 pm - Reply

    I am sorry your pizza was horrible!! I am in MN (that is as specific in address as I’d like to get) and I can attest to my town’s PizzaHut (vegan) Pizza being extremely satisfying. Yes, sometimes food service can go terribly wrong (as in your case) but I just wanted to point out it’s not all bad out there!!!

  3. Marcella March 30, 2011 at 4:54 pm - Reply

    I have bought veggie pizza from Pizza Hut twice now asking to leave off the cheese, when I got the pizza I thought they were punishing me ! !
    It tasted like crap and looked like the above picture,
    the veggies were HALF RAW and VERY LITTLE VEGGIES, it looked like something you would find pulled out of a trash can. You only have to screw me twice for me to get it! :P

  4. becky January 31, 2011 at 10:31 pm - Reply

    I actually just found out about pizza hut myself! But I got it with green pepper and pineapple, and once it got here I melted my follow your heart monterey jack on it, and it was absolutely delicious. Before you completely wipe Pizza Hut off of your list of vegan indulgences, if you like green peppers, and pineapple, give it a shot, then decide! :O)

  5. jlenard March 8, 2010 at 6:05 pm - Reply

    I work for Brick Oven Pizza and am vegan. All our dough is vegan. I always ask for extra veggies on my pizza to compensate for paying for cheese and not getting any. They are expensive pizzas but good. :)

  6. jerseyne March 8, 2010 at 7:25 am - Reply

    That looks very shitty !!!!! I would ask 4 my money back ….
    I never buy pizza.I rather make it myself.I find it healthier,n I know for a fact that it is vegan.My homemade vegan pizza its 10 times better looking n tastier than that !!!!

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